Not Different, Just Better

That’s right. The search engine that was formerly the unlovable redheaded stepchild of websites, live search, has beaten Yahoo as the second most popular search engine in the world. Surely they will be able to inflate their now-massive 4.37 percent market share to surpass Google’s mere 89.94. 

But remember kids, just because you want a computer with this great search built in, don’t pirate Windows! Stealing is wrong! We would never do anything like that!

Oh, additionally, I think it’s time I became a magician, considering I’ve perfected my vanishing act.